Tell Me Something Tuesday is a fun meme that opens up discussion onto your blog. Every week Cambria the lovely hostess poses a new question to answer. Be sure to visit her blog to link up and grab next week's question.
This week's questions:
Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?
These questions are a fun escape from some of the weightier topics as of late but they aren't easy to answer, either. I guess I would pick tiny rhino because a small rhino would still be good sized. Not to mention a rhino is a bit more formidable than a hamster. I could poke people with my horn if they got in my way. Now a hamster is not for me because first of all they poop a lot and second I don't want to spend endless hours running nowhere on a wheel....wait don't I do that on my treadmill already! Face palm!
Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
Since smell greatly influences your taste I would rather wear earmuffs. They could come in handy since they would block out the screams from my kids when they are fighting or when my three year old daughter is being a drama queen. Ear muffs would make it easier to concentrate while reading. I could always use close captioning when watching tv and movies, I usually do anyway when I watch movies because of the kids. Listening to music might pose a problem, I guess I will just have to crank it up. The only time a nose plug would be handy would be for changing diapers and cleaning up after my pets. My son can clear the room with some of his diapers.
Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races?
This the hardest....As tempting as a pie eating contest sounds...I have watched Stand By Me a few times...(it is one of my favorite movies ever!) I don't think I could ever enter a pie eating contest without thinking of Lard Ass and the barfing scene. If you don't know what I am talking about go rent the movie! Aside from that, too much pie would make me ill and I don't want to ruin my taste for pie! So I will go with the wheelbarrow race. This is not something I compete in often, well never these days, but it would be great to always be the winner 'cause I could put the smack down on all my relatives (reunions are usually the place for these)...hey do you think they might make it an Olympic sport?
Ok folks. Those are my crazy answers! What about you?